Fashion Flocking!!!

I am no NIFT or JD fashion product ...who is paid to do this kinda service sorts... but nevertheless.. thought its worth a shot!!!

During those zillion and one comments we have passed and the smirky looks shaken off when some outrageous clothed images that pass by , I wonder ...what could have possibly gone wrong???

I have always enjoyed these observations.. and I appreciate any builds on this.....

Incase you are scratching your head... wondering what on earth is she rattling about... its.... Clothing... and its many ways to a DISASTER... or show down if i may say!!!


For starters... never wear Anklets..... on anything... you are excused.. if you are auditioning for ... Boogie woogie..or Chak de something**** india... and the other... TV programmes.. where tiny tots learn the word 'competition' in the wrong spirit.... on a regular.... meaning.... Weekly scheduled basis...
Next can we talk about this... odd lengthed...... Kurtis... I dont even knw... why we call this clothing... Above knee something... with some qrtr mtr duppatta which i strongly recommend as" sarso batte" in kanada it means a drab cloth to wipe vessels or mop floor usually!!.. and then.. there has been the "Invention of THE CENTURY " called " parallels" to go with the kurtis.. Can it go any lower.. I mean in Fashion sense!!! ..... and the kindler to the disaster .... is apparently its popularity credited to our desi pout-mouthed Bebo (in Pastal shades) .... Really girls..... WAKE UP!!!!!.
Maxyyyyy .... Is it even spellin that right???? Only women who should be allowed to wear those are Aunties.... who have washed out their bodies.. delivering Babies.... I am sorry i sound offensive but trust me its this invention of Maxi- drving it!!! Ladies ... please dont steal the charm of Drapes on windows!!!!!

Legging?????? whatever...... Ok.. for a few.. very very few... like... on the top of my head .. well I thought I saw some Mamta kulkarni song-dance sequence in those or one of those wanna-bees 80's special Movie stars we get to see climbing trees and jumping in the park ( Chitrahaar may be)... I see people wearing those with beautifullly crafter ethnic stuff.... I mean there is so much detail on the work on your Salwars that is almost an OXYMORON with Leggings..... They should be sold with a Warning... like " Wear at Home only!" or " Wear at Alankar Plaza only" !!!!
Now a little on how not to accesorise.......
Pls pls god pls.... no matching sandals concept....... Its not Babita we look for on the road when we got out... " yellow dress so yellow Bindi and Yellow sandals".

Red Lipstick with any outfit - Other than Page 3 photographs..... errrrrr NOOOO ... Is inviting in the wrong Sense!
Sarees ..... Please drape your sarees while you wear your sandals.... Or else dont simply wear them!!! coz its torture look which says " wearing - expensive - saree - cleaning - bartan"

Bright Blue Denim Short Jackets...... Now these were times of Clint Eastwood i guess... so ...Please DONATE even if u happen to posses one by fluke or misfortune.....
Bindhis.......... Its a touchy topic to talk about ... but ofcourse it cant be worn with Formal trousers and Skirts.... and everything that spells " Western"............ There are some who carry it off well..... The one i can remember.. is Ekta Kapoor!! Well its not bindhi she wears but.... a forehead red stamp - 6 inches long.......I was shocked to hear the word " Computerised Version on Bindhis" but please save yourself such inventions!!!

Sports shoes... or Sneakers.... Is never fancied when worn with Indian Ethnic tops..... so pls save yourself dirty stares.... when u contemplate a Fab india or West side kurta.. with Reebok and Addidas... Both are classy but individually ofcourse...

Bags.... Never carry a long handled bag if you are below or equal to 30 years.... those are habits we pick up on our 60th birthday :)

Pastal socks ... and Mickey mouse patterned socks.. and other such cartoon network minis on Socks...with Floaters..... A BIGGGGGG NO
Green Jeans/ White Jeans = Jeetendra fans...
Gold Jewelry...... We know you want to fluant... both Junk jewelry and the Gold.. no culmination of both on your body and all... one at a time please!!!
Hair pins.. for Kindergarden.. or for Stage shows.... pls stick to regular Bands and clips..
Tie n dies prints .. Polka dots.. are of some other era.. not current!!
Tiger prints, Leopard prints on any normal clothing Nahiiiiiiiinnnn.... Pls we arent shooting for "Rangeela"...
So no Bandhini shirts for men or women either.. that reminds me... Jackie shroff ofcourse an exception.. or he is the only one following that rule...
I am sure to come across many more of these... Misattire!!! keep reading....
and dont Pelt stones.. the next time you see me :)